clientsfromhell:

Client: “I’m going to send you some photos for the site. I have a photographer friend and we’re going to take some photos that I think subtly evoke sexuality.”

Me: “Alright, sounds good.”

(One week later, the client sends me several close-up photos of shag carpet, lacquered chairs, and hardwood floors.)

Client: “Well, what do you think?”

Me: “Um, well…these don’t remind me of sex.”

Client: “Yeah, they don’t remind me of sex either.”

Hahahahaha…

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